video: chuck e. cheese corporate training video. it’s even funnier than you’d imagine.

from the ages of nine to twelve, i spent my birthdays at chuck e. cheese’s. i almost missed my twelth birthday because i got the chicken pox from my sister and we weren’t sure i’d be well enough to attend. but i was feelin’ good when the day rolled around and the few friends i wanted to invite (i had a five-person cap on chuck e. cheese birthday parties…my parents were only willing to spend so much on tokens and pizza) had all gone through the pox already, so my parents decided it would be okay.

i don’t know if it was because i’d been cooped up so long and this excitement was too much for me or what, but when chuck e. cheese came out to wish me a happy birthday and my friends encircled him for a hug, i ended up reaching up and ripping his head off. now, i was at an age where i actually still believed chuck was “real”, so that makes this act all the more shocking. needless to say, the party was over.