this is clem. clem swallowed one of those capsules that you put in water and turn into a small sponge creation of some kind. the one he consumed was supposedly a dinosaur. they say nothing happened… but we all know the truth.

they must have found clem spread-eagle on his bathroom floor, his intestines strewn on the walls, his mouth and eyes stretched wide in o’s of terror and disbelief. clem did what children everywhere only fantasized of doing as they watched their capsules grow into farm animals or trains– and it destroyed him.

r.i.p. clem. let’s hope the next generation learns from your mistakes.