video: clinton’s last white house correspondents dinner

the year was 2001. you might recall the year: space odysseys, millennial bashes, and the beginning of the end of western civilization as we know it. but most importantly, it was the year i graduated from high school, and already, i missed the better times under president william jefferson clinton.

the video above, which comes from clinton’s last correspondent’s dinner, proves beyond any number of doubt-based shadows that bill clinton is probably the only president who acted alongside kevin spacey, thus he is the greatest president. but what about fdr or other “heavy weights” like that? what part of this criteria don’t you understand?

if politicians were more like bill is in this video, the world would be a much better place. let the politicians ride their bikes around and let them eat ice cream sandwiches, and then the rest of us can do our jobs in peace. clinton did a good job of not letting me worry about our country suddenly collapsing into a third world pile of steaming diseased death, and, that having been accomplished, life was frickin’ grand.

i want that back. so i have a choice: 1) i could ask to have the ’90s back, or 2) i could ask to have bill clinton back, and since the ’90s are dead and bill clinton is alive, bill clinton beats the ’90s by a knock-out.