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rob morrisonfinal fantasy: the best thing ever, reason #3 written by morrison on 02/02/07
in lieu of one thing…many things!
* chocobos
* junctioning magic to my weapons
* even though there are 12+ games, none of them are direct sequels (until recently).
* that boring movie that’s also not tied to any of the games. and that other boring movie that FFVII fans jerk off to.
* the fact that stupidface sephiroth actually killed off one of my characters, who i’d built up from level 1 and practically fallen in love with myself, only to see her materia spill out and bounce around to sad japanese music.
* that card mini-game that was better than anything else in FFVIII
okay, you might be a little lost if you haven’t played any of these games. let me sum things up for you. final fantasy rocks, and you suck for having missed out on it. there are so many mind-combusting elements in the final fantasy series that chalk it up to be the best thing that’s ever happened to anyone, ever. but one exceeds them all.
this bad-ass commercial with mutha-fuckin’ mog the moogle roasting baddies in all his claymation glory.
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kurtkroeber Feb 3
Rob, don’t you feel that the no direct sequels thing is an arguement against why this game is awesome.
like, if this were all one EPIC story line - instead of various and multiple shit shows - it would be way more awesome.
ill stick to my super smash brothers and parappa the rapper. you can play you final pantasy!
SUCKAH!
Dave Dubhead Dec 11
LOL kurt i fear u have missed the whole point of final fantasys tying in with each other yet cleverly having none of the same characters or even being set in the same worlds. Perhaps the storylines getting more confusing than rescuing a princess from a castle over and over had u running for the door before u realized the true beauty of the games.