click here for the quiz.

i hate internet quizzes. why do i need a computer to tell me which buffy the vampire slayer “big bad” i am, again? i already know i’m the nerds of doom - i don’t need a machine to tell me how i feel inside.

still, while trying to find a copy of the vacant lot sketch “silent ventriloquist” for bill, one of our overtime readers, i came upon this quiz that’ll determine which member of canadian sketch supergroup “the vacant lot” you are. my favorite question is the last question:

Finally, who is your favourtite member of the Vacant Lot?

Paul Greenberg
Nick McKinney
Rob Gfroerer
Vito Viscomi

that last question completley invalidates the quiz. you might as well be writing quiz entitled “which character from the tv show ‘doug’ are you” go:

Finally, which character from the tv show ‘doug‘ are you?

Doug Funnie
Patty Mayonaise
This Quiz
Was Poorly Written and Concieved

that being said, i have to give props to anyone who’d compose a vacant lot quiz in the first place. so, missdizzy87, author of the vacant lot quiz, great job.

but fix that last question, or there’ll be hell to pay.