little girls like to skip and jump rope. okay, i’m cool. i ain’t gonna go over there and join them — after all, i’m not a queer-bo — but i’ll leave them alone.

however, the girls who enjoy “skip-it” are in need of a wake up call. RING RING RING! those things sucked. the girls in my neighborhood would complain that skip-it kept hurting their ankles, cause of the way it would continuously rub up against them. and the counters supposedly never worked or frequently broke. yet, they would keep skipping it and keep whining. now girls wear high heels they constantly complain about.

hey, girls — what the hell is wrong with you?!