if you live near new york city — nay, if e’er you’ve heard the words “new” or “york” before, get yourself down to 50th street’s new world stages. that’s where the end times are beginning.

you might have noticed in the news that a bunch of scientists have moved the “doomsday clock” several minutes closer to doom. that’s because they found about about evil dead: the musical. and if that doomsday finally arrives, i am ready for it.

look, i don’t need to bore you with words. you understand the ramifications of this. look to the skies: demons of song are taking flight!

and look to this scene, ’cause we’re all gonna be laughing maniacally like this in the end.

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