rest assured every one of the women in this trailer has a sex and/or shower scene. in some cases both at the same time.

andy sidaris, not to be confused with david or amy sedaris, is an action film director who understands the minds of people who love action films. more than that, he understands the real life of the super cop and secret agent. if you have big muscles and a square jaw, you’re going to nail your boss with the fake breasts at least once. that’s just what life is for uber spies. it’s like james bond without the good parts cut out or panned away from.

sidaris never misses the details, and by details i mean situations in which women remove their tops. if a new lady cop comes in from a long trip, she has to change her clothes from travel wear into butt-kicking action wear. let’s see it. before the chief answers an important phone call, she needs to take a shower and a steam. let’s see it. when camping in the woods, julie strain needs to do a seductive sword dance naked. let’s see it.

the triple b collection (bullets, bombs, and babes) is out on dvd. this is the world of andy sidaris. make his world a part of your world. let the following lines of dialogue become a part of your life.

“what’s up?”
“me.”
(pulls two strippers into shower for sex)

“i need to get something off my chest.”
“what?”
“this.”
(removes top, reveals gigantic fake breasts, has sex by fire)

“how is kissing like real estate?”
“how?”
“location, location, location.”
(fellatio, in shower)

check out the four disc set: picasso trigger/guns/the dallas connection, savage beach/enemy gold/return to savage beach, do or die/hard hunted/day of the warrior, malibu express/hard ticket to hawaii/fit to kill

i highly recommend hard ticket to hawaii, day of the warrior, and my first soft core ever, enemy gold.