now, i’m not suggesting that kermit would replace david letterman. far from it.

however, let’s just say dave’s sick, like the time he had heart surgery. okay, in that instance, i would like to see kermit temporarily fill in for dave. however, i don’t want it to be just regular kermit. it has to be kermit letterfrog. also, the show has to be renamed “too late with kermit letterfrog.” in addition, even when dave comes back, it still has to be called “too late with kermit letterfrog,” and since dave will never come back, kermit will become the permanant host.

kermit’s coming for you, conan.