you haven’t heard “be our guest” until you’ve heard it in japanese!

hold on a second, let me see if I have this straight. you’re telling me that beauty and the beast has a talking candlestick — and the movie centers around a girl? what? no, I’m not hearing this right. am i?

this candlestick not only speaks, but he’s a player, he’s funny, and breaks out into delightful song! he’s your cornerstone. not some dumb broad who has serious relationship issues. we want to see a candle flirt with a feather-duster! i want to know the candlestick who can orchestrate a very impressive musical number, not a bookish girl’s hope for romance. really, disney, get your act together. here you have a golden character (literally) and you’re using him as a secondary plot devise to help propel a love story? he can sing! he can dance! what can she do? nothing, except for break hearts! oh, disney. you have disappointed, again.