gameboy ending weekend blowout: castlevania, mega man — come on down!
written by geoffrey on 10/21/06

we’ve reached the end of the endings series. if you’ve read all five of these posts, you’re a true master. if you used a cheat code, or you were on “easy” mode, go back and read the other posts (super mario land, double dragon, tetris, ninja turtles). they’re very challenging!

i wanted to make sure this series had a good ending, because there are so many gameboy games with shitty endings, and i didn’t want to relive the childhood trauma of beating balloon kid and being really disappointed. so, to finish off the series, here are a whole bunch of endings for you to enjoy this weekend:

somebody pitched this game as “the next evolution of tetris!” that same person was fired. however, daedalian opus does have one thing that tetris does not: a bearded weirdo who says dude every dude other dude word. dude.

at the end of mickey mouse 2, mickey and minnie “touch noses,” if you know what i mean. WINK!

mega man for gameboy ends exactly like you would expect. dr. wiley bows to you, his headquarters blow up, one of the villains is named “bunby heri,” mega man walks through space — the usual.

weird.

castlevania for gameboy. you don’t know what failure is until you start playing this game. you’ll die so many times. thankfully, this guy didn’t. the ending starts at 18:00 min. also, i didn’t realize dracula was jewish. good to know.

thank you for playing! presented by overtime comedy.


filed under disney, video games: nintendo

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1 comment

  1. spyder paintball guns Sep 18

    I really like nintendo games and pokemon is the coolest one.

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