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rob morrisonthe weekend: 90’s toys i honestly never wanted written by asterios on 10/13/06
video: teenage mutant ninja turtles, “bodacious birthday turtles!” yeah, if i’m gonna spend 12 bucks a turtle, it’s gonna be on turtles dressed like party clown assholes.
video: reboot toys. and don’t get me wrong, i love reboot. but reboot toys? why the fuck would i want those, i’d rather spend that cash on a reboot video game, makes a lot more sense.
video: tony the tattooed man. ugh. take a look at this horseshit.
video: nerf maxforce 2112, which are nerf weapons that shoot tiny darts out of guns shaped like animals. yeah, that’s what i’ve always wanted out of a nerf gun - not more ammo in the clip, or huge foam arrows that fire with no reload time - i want a gun with batwings on it for no fucking reason.
video: no thanks, creepy crawlers. if i want something made out of plastic that feels wierd and gets all dirty immediately i’ll get one of those sticky hands for a quarter out of a caldor vending machine.
filed under commercials, toys, tv kids shows: 90s
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