due to the article i read on cnn.com today (which you can read here: http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/10/04/teleportation.reut/index.html), i know the brundlefly is rising! sure, the article’s just about some scientists teleporting information through light over a distance of a meter, or something sciencey like that, but how long will it be before they’re blowing up baboons and mutating each other into part-fly, part-human, part-chair monsters?

not long. not long indeed. so check out the fly again with our old crazy pal, jeff goldblum, who, despite the psuedo-mullet, is still a handsome man. not quite as handsome as geena davis, but few men are that chiseled. and watch as goldblum tries his best to solve the oil and transportation crisis through disintegrating his atoms and flinging them haphazardly across the room! watch closely, the democrats. that prius isn’t looking so impressive now, is it?