video: a wendy’s commercial making fun of soviet russia.

mmmmm, you know what’s even better than a frosty or some biggie fries?

=> propaganda.
dave thomas stood against those soviet bastards (who live in a giant frosty of a country sans chocolate deliciousness) and, despite his heroic deeds, he could not defeat the liver cancer that the kgb implanted inside him. damn you, the u.s.s.r.! damn you right into the icy, foodless hell that you already lived in!

we can’t be absolutely sure that this humiliatingly accurate commercial eventually led to the total collapse of the soviet union, but i think, in our hearts, we all know it’s true. unfortunately, the real truth will always be locked behind the thick walls of our own government’s secrets…

Miss Wendy —- Miss Wendy, tear down this wall!