video: enjoy the trailer to “revenge of the nerds”, which is funnier than you’d think it’d be.

water bills. we pay for water.

plantains and bananas: two separate fruits.

women’s liberation was a real event and not one staged to make tv movies more engaging.

college and high school: same thing, except now I can wear sandals to class if I so choose.

according to an imprint on my dorm closet, “rahoul wuz Here.” he occupied my tiny dorm room sometime in the mid-nineties. from the exclamation point following his statement i can gather he was proud that he was randomly assigned to a dorm room that his parents paid for on the non-smoking floor.

not only did george washington not chop down a cherry tree, he never even owned an axe.

though philosophy has taught me that I do not exist, the rules of invisibility do not apply to me.

bleach = poison. poison = bad.

according to college movies, any argument with a girl can be fixed via teddy bear, rose or any conjunction of the two, this is inaccurate.