a while back donald rumsfeld gave a speech in front of the american legion during which he equated the millions of americans who oppose the war in iraq with the governments who appeased hitler during ww2.

tough talk. tough talk indeed. i cannot help but be reminded of my many pro wrestling championship matches against my greatest enemy, the amazon. the only difference, donald rumsfeld, is that while the amazon’s piranha bite tears through the flaky layers of my head, your words tear through the crustier and crustier layers of our democracy.

that’s why i was heartened when my assistant, assistant miyagashi, came across the fantastic video of keith olbermann calling you out on his wonderful program, the countdown. in this video olbermann-san acted - if only for one day - like an invincible warrior. and should know, because i am also an invincible warrior.

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