for godsakes, when nedry slips and falls down the waterfall, there’s a goddamn slide whistle noise! listen closely — it’s there. how can anyone succeed in life when they’re followed around by comical sound effects?! not to mention the fact that you never wanna be the guy whose toy was designed with two detachable arms. that’s not a way to get ahead in life.

so raise a glass to dennis nedry, ’cause, if america keeps getting fatter and cockier, we’ll soon be the dennis nedry of the world, stealing the embryos of freedom.

or something like that.

p.s. what the shit happened with that can of embryos that spielberg goes out of his way to pan down to in a fore-shadowing manner as nedry’s dying? if that’s not addressed in jurassic park 4, i’m going to write a snide and smarmy letter to steven “the hack” spielberg and give him what-for…