video: cartoon all-stars to the rescue, a saturday morning cartoon crossover against drugs.

and now we begin the boring section of “cartoon all stars to the rescue.” why is it boring? because no cartoons are interacting with each other! even when i was a 7 years old, i realized that they dropped the ball on potential awesome wise-cracks, by not putting michelangelo and bugs bunny together. and i didn’t even know what “dropped the ball” meant yet!

black and white?! are you kidding me. this must be george and barabara’s fault. they’re like your not-fun grandparents; they don’t know what fun is.

oh, and i could never stand miss piggy; she was always all over kermit. can’t you see he’s trying to take a trip through cerebral madness — leave the guy alone for a minute!

finally, michelangelo didn’t show up till the 13 minute mark. about friggin’ time! if i was the producer of “cartoon all stars to the rescue,” you know when i would have michelangelo show up? 3 hours ago - when i was watching 3 hours of “ninja turtles”!