dave: that video fails to capture the epic grandeur of the action figure crossover wars. although most people wait for crossovers to actually happen, some of us do not have that kind of patience.

so you want krang to capture spiderman and drag him off to the technodrome? wisely so, sir. wisely so. but unfortunately, what you did not expect was a collection of aliens and predators working together with that crazy g.i. joe mine-launching tank eating/killing/blowing up everything in their path! oh lord! it’s a dangerous world out there…

thank god you’ve got 12″ wolverine on your side, along with robert muldoon, equipped with his missle launcher (just like in jurassic park!), and some crazy old monster thing that was probably from he-man but who the hell remembers anyway — you just know he’s tough and ready for action. maybe — just maybe — they can overcome the odds and overtake the powers of chaos and evil! that is, if they can make it through the rubble of a sprawling, ruined lego city and past the army of dinosaurs from every show and movie i loved as a child!

jesus h. buddha! this is the greatest god-damn movie i’ve ever seen! —- oh wait. it’s all in my head.

ah, yes, and that’s why i live there.