the first episode i saw of the kids in the hall was the last episode of the series - it was one a.m. on CBS, and i was very confused. why were five grown men being buried while alternative rock music played? and who’s that fat guy in a towel?

about a month later i was in a car with my nerd cousins and they were all talking about KITH (now who’s the nerd - i abbreviate it “KITH”). “they’re all gay,” said anton. “nah, just four of them,” retorted stefan.

me: “i don’t think any of them are gay. i think they just play girls.”

anton and stefan: “are you fucking kidding me?”

well, history has proven us both to be wrong - only one of them is gay. still, i was more right than those two, so fuck you anton and stefan.

(just kidding. i love you guys.)