how the hell am i gonna watch old episodes of capital critters now?

well, in case you’re wondering what those giant spaces in our older posts are, they’re where youtube videos would be if youtube hadn’t taken itself down for maintenance. dammit. being away from youtube’s like my mom stealing my nintendo’s power cable - completley unacceptable.

i found where she hid it once, quickly hooked it back up and played two solid minutes of top gun before she grabbed it again. i told her, “you’re ego’s writing checks your body can’t cash!” and she slapped me, which is understandable.

never even made it past the missile select screen - ma, that’s cold. by the way, anyone remember the final boss in Top Gun? well, if you said “space shuttle” give yourself a pat on the back, ’cause you for some reason need to blow up a space shuttle. just like in the movie!