i will buy anything nintendo is willing to sell me. i recently purchased the super mario brothers super show box set, i’m currently standing in line for the dvd of the wizard, which comes out on august 22nd, and i will fight fanboys and their ugly, ugly mothers for that fucking wii.

i had nintendo power as a kid, but stopped getting it around middle school. however, my first reaction to this commercial was, “shouldn’t i be reading nintendo power again?” no, i shouldn’t. i’m an adult, and i play snes. something tells me they won’t have many chrono trigger tips this issue.

“shouldn’t i at least have a subscription? i mean, robocop and mario and guitar wailing…”

ugh. alright nintendo. i’ll call the number. … apparently now it’s the national product ordering service, and when i told them i wanted to “get the power,” they hung up on me.