remember a time when you were like, “colbert and carell? man, these guys are never gonna be as good as a. whitney brown and brian unger.” remember what an idiot you were for thinking that, dummy? god you’re stupid. i knew all along - writing was on the wall. i said to all my friends, “watch. carell’s gonna take over for gervais when they launch the american office. also, there’s this guy named ricky gervais, and he’s gonna do do a mockumentary about the turgitidy of office culture, called “david brent’s cubicle follies.”

ask anyone i know. and good luck finding people i know - i’m very lonely.